A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked.
“I reckon so,” replied the farmer.
The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in.
In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface, the man said to the farmer, “I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!”
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“Well, shoot!” said the farmer, scratching his head. “It only come up chest-high on my ducks!”
A drunk man gets on a bus
This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork.
About two hours,” says the conductor.
“OK,” says the drunk “then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?”
The irate driver says to the drunk “It’s still about two hours.
Why’d you think there’d be a difference?”
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“Well,” says the drunk, “It’s only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it’s a long time between New Year and Christmas!”
