A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time.
The following day, she was interviewed by a local TV station.
The commentator asked what it felt like to be married again at her age and if she would share some of her previous experiences, especially since her new husband was a funeral director.
After a moment of thought, a smile came to her face as she proudly explained that she had first married a banker in her twenties, a circus ringmaster in her forties, a pastor in her sixties, and now, in her eighties, a funeral director.
The amazed commentator asked why she had married men with such diverse careers.
With a smile, she replied, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.
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A 70-year-old woman chose to remain overnight in a costly hotel
A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday.
The next morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250.00. She wanted to know why the charge was too high.
“It’s a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast,” she told the clerk.
The clerk clarified that $250.00 is the standard price. At that point, the older lady insisted on talking with the manager.
The manager introduced himself and explained that the hotel “has an Olympic size swimming pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them,” the old woman said.
“Well, they’re there and you could have,” he replied.
The manager proceeded with that she could likewise have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” he said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
The manager replied, “Well, we have them and you could have them.”
Regardless of what facility he recommended, the older lady would just answer, “But I didn’t use it!”
The manager then replied with his standard reaction. After arguing with him for several minutes, she decided to pay.
The manager was shocked when she handed him the check. “But ma’am, this check is only $50.00,” he said.
“That’s right. I charged you $200.00 for s-l.eeping with me,” replied the old lady.
“But I didn’t!” the manager shouted.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have,” the old woman replied.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
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